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Funny Things to Ask Alexa

Your Amazon Echo has a sense of humour, have you discovered it yet?

Alexa just wants to have fun, so give her a break from turning on the lights and playing background music. Instead, let your trusty voice assistant amuse you with her best jokes. They may resemble cheesy dad jokes, but it’s her electronic voice that makes the answers all the more fun.

Amazon Alexa will tell you a joke if you simply ask her to – just say “Alexa, tell me a joke.” However, you can ask more specific questions for a good laugh, too.

Here’s a list of questions you can ask Alexa to beat your child’s boredom, and maybe even crack a smile from you.

  • “Alexa, I’ve got 99 problems.”
  • “Alexa, who you gonna call?”
  • “Alexa, do you know Siri?”
  • “Alexa, rap to me.”
  • “Alexa, can you fart?”
  • “Alexa, I like big butts.”
  • “Alexa, drop a beat.”
  • “Alexa, can you pick your nose?”
  • “Alexa, can you beatbox?”
  • “Alexa, you talkin’ to me?”
  • “Alexa, can you sing in autotune?”
  • “Alexa, can you burp?” 
  • “Alexa, surely you can’t be serious?”
  • “Alexa, can you talk like Yoda?”
  • “Alexa, May the Force be with you.”
  • “Alexa, talk like a pirate.”
  • “Alexa, do I ever annoy you?”
  • “Alexa, is your refrigerator running?”
  • “Alexa, do you want to fight?”